Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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