The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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