I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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