just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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