do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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