Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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