Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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