i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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