So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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