he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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