Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Randomize
