All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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