I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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