I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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