whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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