I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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