How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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