He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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