so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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