I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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