it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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