I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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