If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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