just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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