remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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