i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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