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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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