It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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