All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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