Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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