Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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