I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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