Quick, to the slutcave!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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