and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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