I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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