It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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