he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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