Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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