Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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