yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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