Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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