nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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