So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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