Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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