wat bout pragnant strippers??
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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