Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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