I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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