Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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