Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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