If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
