new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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