Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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