I love black thongs
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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