I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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