i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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